My old man

My old man said “Be a City fan”,
And I said, “Bollocks, you’re a cunt!”,
“I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it”,
“Than be a City fan for just one minute…”

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley-knives and spanners,
We’ll show those city bastards how to fight.

Oh I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan.