You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So Please don”t take,
My Solskjaer,
Away…..
My old man said “Be a City fan”,
And I said, “Bollocks, you”re a cunt!”,
“I”d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it”,
“Than be a City fan for just one minute…”
With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley-knives and spanners,
We”ll show those city bastards how to fight.
Oh I”d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan.
Manchester,
Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby babes,
They deserve to be knighted.
If ever they”re playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground,
Take a look and you will see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.
I saw my mate,
The other day,
He said to me
he”d seen the white Pelé,
So i asked,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat “em at home,
And we beat and we beat “em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
the Cockneys of course (And Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.
Anderson son son
He”s better than Kleberson,
Anderson son son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with his brass,
And he shits on Fabregas!
Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house
He can pass, tackle, head,
Michael Carrick is a red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas, you”re not fit to wipe his ass.
I saw my mate,
The other day,
He said to me
he”d seen the white pelé,
So i asked,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
Follow, Follow, Follow!
Cause United are going to Moscow!
And there”ll thousands of reds,
And they”ll be pissed off their heads,
Cause United are going to Moscow!
Hollow Hollow Hollow
Chelsea”s Success Is Fucking Hollow
All That Money You Took
Off That Big Russian Crook
But You”ll Never Win 3 In A Row