When the KGB come knocking on your door,
Cause you stolen all your money from the poor
When the Kremlin gets your number,
Chelsea’s going under.
When the KGB come knocking at your door
Hollow, hollow, hollow
Cause Chelsea’s success is fecking hollow
With all the money they took
From the big Russian crook
And they’ll never win three in a row
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could’ve won the cup
but he f*cked it up
Viva John Terry
Chin Up Mourinho
Chin Up Mourinho,
Chin Up Mourinho
Chin Up Mourinho!
Chelsea rent boys!
Chelsea rent boys!
Hello! Hello…
