Rasmus Therkelsen

"I used to love playing at Anfield. 90 minutes worth of insults about my appearance, mainly from blokes who looked like extras from Planet of the Apes. I remember one game, a little chubby lad shouted: "Oi Gary, my dad says you're a wanker!" I turned around and said: "Yeah? I've got 8 Premier League medals, what have you got besides diabetes, you fat little twat?" He was in floods of tears, that's what the rivalry is all about. Good natured ribbing." - Gary Neville.