Piss-takes
Spansk oversættelse af nogle af de populære sange om Scouserne(Nu da størstedelen af Liverpools hold er spaniere, så må vi jo hjælpe dem lidt):
Construya una fogata, construye una fogata, puso el Scousers en la cima.
(“Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the Scousers on the top.”)
“Usted encuentra una rata muerta y usted piensa es un gusto, en sus barrios bajos de Liverpool.”
(“You find a dead rat and you think it”s a treat, in your Liverpool slums.”)
Sange
Diego-woah ohh ohh,
Diego-whoah ohh ohh,
He came from Uruguay,
and made the Scousers cry
–
Kevin Keegan,
Can he fix it?
Kevin Keegan,
Can he fuck!!
Melodi: Bob the builder
–
Who put the ball in the scouser”s net
Who put the ball in the scouser”s net
Who put the ball in the scouser”s net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Melodi: Lou,Lou,Skip to my Lou
Lydfil
–
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the scousers on the top,
put Man. City in the middle
and we”ll burn the fucking lot.
Melodi: Oh my darling Clementine
lydfil
–
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You”re only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum”s out thieving,
Your dad”s drug-dealing,
So please don”t take,
My hubcaps,
Away.
Melodi: You are my sunshine
–
Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers….
Melodi: London Bridge is Falling Down
Lydfil
–
In your Liverpool Slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it”s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.
He”s only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick
So I hit “im with a brick
And now he don”t sing anymore.
Sign on, sign on,
With hope, in your a*se,
And you”ll never get a job,
You”ll never get a job.
Melodi: You”ll never walk alone
–
We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
“We beat “em at home,
And we beat and we beat “em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course(And Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.”
Melodi: just one of those songs
lydfil
–
He”s only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can”t sing anymore!
lydklip