Blackpools manager Ian Holloway er bestemt ikke en kedelig manager og er altid god for en dybsindig kommentar. Her er nogle af dem.
Om Cristiano Ronaldo
“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.”
Om spillere der tager trøjerne af ved jubelscener
“I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.”
Om at adle David Beckham
“Sir David Beckham? You’re having a laugh. He’s just a good footballer with a famous bird. Can you imagine if Posh was called Lady Beckham? We’d never hear the end of it!”
Om oprykningen til Championship
“Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!”
Om den finansielle situation i QPR
“It’s like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt and black tie where I’ve had to flash my white light every now and again to erase some memories, but I feel we’ve got hold of the galaxy now. It’s in our hands.”
Om en sejr over Chesterfield
“To put it in gentleman”s terms if you”ve been out for a night and you”re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they”re good looking and some weeks they”re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn”t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let”s have a coffee”
Om festbyen Blackpool
“I love Blackpool. We”re very similar. We both look better in the dark. “
“Ian, Have you got any injury worries?”
“No, I”m fully fit, thank you.”
– Kækt svar på spørgsmålet “Ian, have you got any injury worries?” fra en BBC journalist.
Om Stoke-kollegaen Tony Pullis
“In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory’s throw. Call that cinnamon and he’s got a cinnamon flavoured cake. It’s not fair and it’s not right and it’s only a small part of what he does.”
